Saturday, September 4, 2010

BOOK: 31 “DER*/-..MAE’STRO’S/-..(-*POST*/-..-*HUMOUS**PAPERS!?)”? © philip lawrence sherrod, poet “-AMONG/-..THA’*JUNK(!)?-..*ITEMS*/-(?)..-UV’..(-HIS*/-(?)-..*DERMISE*!)?..-ALL*THAT*/-WAS*FOUND/-..UV’/-..(POSSIBLE*/-..*MONETARY*VALUE/-..!)? -WER’/-..A*FEW(!?)-../*OLE’/-..*CAN*VASES(!)?-..&*SOME*RATHER..-(IN*-CO*HERENT*/-..*PAPERS!)”?

BOOK: 31
“DER*/-..MAE’STRO’S/-..(-*POST*/-..-*HUMOUS**PAPERS!?)”? ©
“-AMONG/-..THA’*JUNK(!)?-..*ITEMS*/-(?)..-UV’..(-HIS*/-(?)-..*DERMISE*!)?..-ALL*THAT*/-WAS*FOUND/-..UV’/-..(POSSIBLE*/-..*MONETARY*VALUE/-..!)?
-WER’/-..A*FEW(!?)-../*OLE’/-..*CAN*VASES(!)?-..&*SOME*RATHER..-(IN*-CO*HERENT*/-..*PAPERS!)”?

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FIRST EDITION

LEGAL*DISCLAIMER:
Original*Poems were*Created..&*Copyrighted..Jan.07, 2001.
All- Personal*Names..*Used..are*Fictional-!../-?-
&..-*Created./-...as*Original*Characters/-!..-To*Represent*Symbolic-?
 *Human-*Relationships!..-&*All*Created*..*Persons/-!(?) ..&***Personal*Names-?
..are*(-Over* 18yrs.-old!). -The*Work..*Represents/-! ..an*Attempt..To*Explain/-?..The*Vicissitudes??/-..&*Dilemmas/-?of*Being*Modern*/-?..&*-Dealing*With*/-?…Modern*Living/-?..&*Human*Imagination/-?..(?)
-As*...-*Psychological*Factions(!)  

Note:..Punctuation*Used*To*An*Excess/-?..As*A*Way/-?..To*Guide*The*Reader/-?-..Control*The*Reader/-..
To*The*Point..(!?)-Of*Understanding/-..The*(Poet’s*Intent!)?..-As*Well*As..-Create*An*Additional/-?..Art*Form!      
 JANUARY 07, 2001

ABOUT MY POEMS:."these works/-..come from-..(Every*Day*Attempts!/-)?
..to *Communicate/-..With Others!(?)..-(About..One's*/-..Intimate*Feelings!)?
..-Some*Tmes/-..Falling*Short/-..Of*/-..Complete*/-..Dia*logue/-?..&*-Failing*-..*All*Human*Understanding’S!(?)..
-or of*a.. Poet's*Concern*/-..Of*LIMITED*Traditional*Boundaries!-..-of*/-..&*For*/..- The Majority/-?..-For*These*LIVING*..-
*IMAGES-..(!)?-...Are*Forced*/-..Upon*One!..-Bye*the-....-(Un*Educated*/-?..-Multi*/-..*Tudes!)?"(?)

(They*Are*Serious*Attempts/-..At*Love!)

Note: -all*mye*poetry/-..is writ
ten/-..as-..(the*Spoken*Word!)?          
*Dedicated*/-..-To*The*Way/-..-Most*People*Speak/-!-
*Con-sciously/-&..Or*/-..Un*-Consciously(!)?..-&*(Are*Heard/-..?    
           ..With*All/-..*Those*/-..*Little*/)-..*IN*CON*GRUITIES/-
           ..Of*Color*Full/-..In*Ventions/)-..&*Personalities/-..*Cre-
           ating/-..Some*/-..Quite*Color*Full/-..Dramatic*Speech(!)?
           ..Such*As/-..*The*Use/-..of*Slang/-..&*Colloquial*..-(
           (Small*Rural/-..To*Urbanites/-*Language(!)?..The*Way/-
          ..You*Hear*Them*Speak/-..As*Opposed/-to The*(Proper*/-..
           ..English*Dictum!)-..In*Short/-..I*Have*Taken*Liberties!
           ..As*A*Poet/-..To*Remind*America(!)?-of*The*Rich*-
            ness/-of*(..the/-..*American*Language!)?..But*Again/-..I*TAKE/-..
-LIBER*/-..*TIES(!)?
            -Using*Low*Class*Slang/-..With*Hier*Archial*Voice(!)?
“DER*/-..MAE’STRO’S/-..(-*POST*/-..-*HUMOUS**PAPERS!?)”? ©
“-AMONG/-..THA’*JUNK(!)?-..*ITEMS*/-(?)..-UV’..(-HIS*/-(?)-..*DERMISE*!)?..-ALL*THAT*WAS*FOUND/-..UV’/-..(POSSIBLE*/-..MONETARY*VALUE/-..!)?
-WER’/-..A*FEW(!?)-../*OLE’/-..*CAN*VASES(!)?-..&*SOME*RATHER..-(IN*-CO*HERENT*/-..*PAPERS!)”?

-20Foot*Cat/-(?)..-(Holding*Rat!)?-..Union 79-NYC/- (!)?..-Down*Street/..-N’(-Front*Uv’-Mye*Bldg!)(?)


-10*Foot*Rat(!)?..?-Union*Steel*Workers(!)?..-Stickin’*Up/-?..Fer*What’s*Right(!)?..-As*Macho/-*Puff*
-*Ups!..-How*Did/-?..(It*Cum*To*Dis!)?-..Well*You*(-Tell*Me!)?..-N’..(Walt*Disney’s/-*Reign/-&Mye*)
--Down*Fall(!)/-..-Holly*Wood*Trucks(!)?..-&*No*Gag/-*Order(!)?..-N’*Truth/-..(-I*Been*Gagging/-..All*Y-
our*Life(!)..-That*for/-..(The*Record/..*Being*Said!)?-&It*Comes*..(As*No*Surprise/-..To*Me!)?-*Sex**Sell-

S!(?)..-Cause*Every*Body’s/..(-Heard*/-..Some*One*Say/-..Wait*Till/-..I*Get*Ahold/-?..(-Uv’That/-*Fu king-?
-*Rat!)?..-&*Humor*..(-Good*-Or*Bad!)?..(-Tis*No*Acceptance/-..for*F cking(!?)..&*as*-Human*Tragedy!
(?)-..“(I*Don’t*/-?..Git*It(!)?-..-She*Said(!)?..-Then*Try..(-Givin’..*Yore*Man(?)*Sum(??..(-*Viagra*/-..I*Said!))
?-She*Looking..(-At*Me*Rather*/-Blankly!)?..-Wf’..(-No*Apparent*Feelings!)?..-Well*You/-?..(-Got*It*/-..*Dis*Time/-..I*S-

aid*(!?)..(??)-Right*N’/-..*Dey*Mouth(!)?..-*Wurds*Running/-?..-Down*Her-(Chinny*/-..*Chin-*chin!(?))..-Me*Pre-?
-Occ*(!?)../-Upied(!)?..-Wf’..(Yelling*Men!)?..(N’*Pain!)?..-*Dropping*/-..(-Steel*Bars!)?..-On*..(?)(-..*Some*One!)
?&*..(Up*/-..Walks/-..(?)-Elias*Louis*/-..*Karius(!))..?..-The*Greek/-(?)..-Safety*Inspector/-..Per*-?-Man*/-..*Job(!)?
-The*Security*Man/-(?)..-From*Dominican*/-..*Republic/-?..-Telling*me/?..-(To*Remember/-..*His*Name!)?-..“Con-

-Trares(!)?-.."Miguel*Contrares(!)”?"..-&*..-*Winked(!)?-&*Started/*Drawing*(!?)..(-Obscene*Dick/..?..-On*Wall!)?
-*Saying*/-?..He*Was..(-Bigger*Than*Us*All!)?-..Me*Looking*/-..at*Karius/-6”4”/..-&*(Getting*/..-*Red*Faced!)?
-Him*Saying/-..(?)-“Who*Cares/-?..Me*Feeling*/-..(-a*little*Sorry/-?..For*Him!)?..-She*saying..(-?/-..Let*Me*/-..*See*It!)?
&*As(!?)..-Only*An*/-...*Aries*Male/-?..(-Can*Blush!)?..-*Him*Turning*Red*/-..Wf’*/-..*Anger!(?)-..A*Man*Felt/-?..-"Un*C-

omFortable(!)"?...-For*/(-The*/-Safety*Record!)?-..To*Be*Filed*Away/-?..N’(-Lower*Manhattan/-*Filing*/-..*Cabinets!)
&*N’*Truth/-?..*Micro*Fisched(!)?..-To*(-High*Water/-..&*Low*Road!)?..-(?)-*Digitized*Silly(!)?..-Bye*Digitizing*S- al*Ly(!)?-..&N’Other*Words*/-?..”A*Fish/-(?)-Outta*Water/..-Has*(-No*/-*Legal*Rights!)?..-Even*N’-Wearing*-(-P- ink*Tights/..-(Up*Town*Gallery/-..&*Drinking*/-..*African*Rum!)”(?)-..“*Feelings*/-..One’s*Way/..?-To*Heaven!”(?)


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-After*Having(!?)-..*Placed*8th*Ave/-..(-Graffitti*ized/-*Images/-?..On*(-57th*Street/-Bath*Room/-?


-*Wall!(?))..-Uv’ASL..(-Wf’Porno*Window/*Wurds!)?-..-Like*/-..*Umbilical/-*Turds(!)?-For*The*(-?
Under*Classed*/..Pre-viledged*Bouge'ouise!)?..-I*Get..*Letter(!)?..-From*(-Tupelo*Press!)?..-Jerry*?
*Levine..-Editor*Saying(!)?..-“Der*Maestros/-“..Is*A*Very/-(?)-..Strange*Collection(!)?-If*I(!?)..-K
-new*What*To..(?)..-(Make*Of*It!)?-.. -I’d*Tell*You/..-But*Frankly/-..I*Do*Not(!)?..&-Who*Is/-(?)-..T-
-he*Audience/-(?)..-For*(These*Poems!?)..-&*What*Is/-..(?)-At*Stake(!?)-..What*Risked(!)?..-Where*
OrWhat*Is/-..(?)-The*Moment..(?)-Of*Each*Poem(!)?..-I*Have*Only*Questions!(?)”..-Bull*Shit(!)
?-Jerry*/-..*Going*On/-..*Like*(-Middle*Classed/-..*Repetitions/-..Uv’/-..*Legal*Propogandize(!))?-&’Com-..
mon*Factions(!)?..-of..“What*(Value*/-?..(?)-Is*Poetry*Anyway(!))..”?-Back*To..-(Annie*Sez!)?-&

(Rick*Mixter/-..a-Legal*Text*Book/-..*Administrator(!)?)-*Saying..”I*Don’t*See*Any*Money..In*It!?
“-Boys(!)..-You’ve..(Missed*/-..Da’*Boat!)?..-What*’Bout*/-..*Language/-?..&Creative*/-..*I*magination(!?)
-*Personality/?..&*-*Know*ledge/-..&**Talent/-..*Recording*/-..-Dis*cordant*History(!?)-&*It’s*/-..Human*/-..Personal*Relat-
ionships/-?..(-Towards*Wisdom/-(?)..-&*Spiritual*Concerns!)?-Uv’..(Som*Pin/..Ain’t*Right/-,,N’*Salz-

Burg(!))?..-Instead*U’v/-?..-I’d..(Rather*Publish/-?..Idiot*Repeats/-?..Uv’***Craft/-(!?) ..&/-..*Imbecilic**Senti-
ments!..-Uv’(Days*/-.. Re*Peat*Repast*!)?..-Calling*Themselves*..(-N*To/-*Group*Therapy/-..*Cringing*(!?)-
*Cow*ards(!))?..-With*(-No*Spirits/-..&*No*Hearts/-..As*If..(?)-*Talent*&*Pose*y..(?)-Tis*Not*/-..An*I-
ssue!(?)-..For*Reading/-(!?)-..”&*Insulting/-..(An*Intelligent*Audience/-..Out*There!)?”(?)-..Cow*S-

Hit(!)?-Steer*Shit/-Calf*Shit(!)?-..“You*Boy’s../-Better*Start/-..*Shoveling(!)?”Anyway*../-(I* Put-?
That*One/-..*Out*..(-To*Pasture!)?-Eh’(!?)_*Louie(!)?-Past’ur(!)?..-Posture*Uv’..(-Da*Pompous!)?-A-
Ss*Holes/-(!!)..When*For/-..(-Da*Sake*Uv/..Art(!)?..-You*Could*..-*Uv/..(-Made*A/-..*Difference!)?
-Give*America/-(!?)?..(A*Break/-(?)..-Give*(?)..-Betsy*Ross/-..A*Lester*Piano)-..as*(RED*WHITE*&*BLUE!)-..(Sweet*Notes/-..*Like*Flag!?)


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-Allan*/-All*Those/-..(*Hours*Boasting!)?..-(About*Collecting/-?..-Great*Art!)?..-*Mine*Included(!))?


S’*No*Reason(!)?..-To*Be*X*cluded/-..(-N’*New*York/-*Times!)?-..&*Half*Page/-*Spread/-?-*Obit*u-?
-*aries!(?)-..For*(-You*&*I/-?..Were*(-Just*A/-..Stone’sThrow!)?-..To*Ossified*War(!))?..-!?You*Making..-
?-*Quips(!)?-Like*..”Well*He/-(*Looks*Like/-..An*Artist!)”?..-Or*”Sherrod*(-I*Can’t*Give/-?..*Your-
*W-ork*Away(!)”?..-Er’..”Do*You*Want*Me/-?..To*Show-?..(-Your*Work/-..Or*Mine!)”?..-&*”You-

-*Look*/-?*Good?/..-Or*Are/-?..*Built-*Like*aFootball/-?..*Fullback/-?..*Sherrod(!)”?-..?-Broke*Mye*H-
eart!-(!)?..-To*See*You/-..(-Black*Listed/-?..(-Smile*/-..On*Your/-(-Photo’d*Face/-?))..-uv'-/*Devil*May*Care-?
-*Chuckle(!))?-..Yet*Those(!)?-?..*Were*(-..The*Good*Times!)?..-Bugatti*Full/-?..Wf’(-..Cars*/-..*Collectible?
-)-&*I(-*Intro*duced*You/-?..To*Harrison*/-..-Charles*Taylor/-?..-Tennis*Pro/-..*Friend!(-*Hustler*/-..Who*B

--eat*You/-?..-At(-Your*Game/-?..Uf’..(-Tennis*Hustle!))?-&You*Said/-..(-“Couldn’t*Get*N’/-..(?)-a*Gam(!?)-
e*E-dgewize(!)?..-&*That*(-The*Lefty/-..Aced*You/-?..-*Every*Time/-..On*Time!?)”-All*Those*Stories/-?-?
You*Told*Me/-(?)..&-Seducing*(-Mye*Passion/-..To*Measly*Dollar*Bills/-)(?)-..Me*Starving(!)?-Uv’*Pa
-int(!)?..-(-Red*&*Yellow!)?..-&*(-Those$200*Dollar/-?..*Checks!)?-I*Had*to(-Wait*For/-?*Talking*..?

-To*Joan*Wolfe/-'S..&**Drinking*-..(-Her*Favorite*/-..*Sherry!/-?..-If*/-*She*/-*Liked*You!)?-&*Telling*Me/-“Not*To*
-*Open*/-(?)..-(Pandora’s*Box!)”?-Me*Painting(!?)-..One*Jewess/-*?..After*Another(!)?-&*(The*Time/-?*Y-
Ou*(?)..(-Took*Me*&/-..*Jeremy/-?..(To*Lunch/-?..(-Her*Telling*You/-?..She*Wanted(-To*Pose/-..For*M
-e*Spread*Eagled/-?..-Like*This(!)))?-Throwing*(Arms*Wide*Open!)?-I*Almost*Choked/-?-..*&*..-On*Mye/-(?)

-Frank*Furter(!?)?-..You*Got..(-Red*n’*Face!)?..-When*You*Found*Out/-..I*Had*Been/-..At*Her*Place!?
(?)-&*..(Your*Second*Wife/-?..(-&*Her*Story/-..*Stewardess!))?..-Un*Buttoning(-Mye*Shirt/-..&*Telling*Me*S-
he(-Wanted*Me!))?..After*..(-8*Fish*House*Punches!)?..-&*Throwing*Her(!)-On*/-..&*Over/-..*Mye*Shoulder/-?..You*Yell-
ing(!)?.."-Hey*(Sherrod!/-../-Where*Are*You*Going/-..*That’s..(-Mye*Wife!))?..-Me*Setting(-..Her*Down*/-..*Gently!/-*..ever*So*Gently!))?


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Another*Can/-?..-To*Touch/-(?)-&*/-..*Molest*/-..At*Will(!)?..-Uv’-..(-Wolf*Brand/-..*Chili/-(?)-..*Predator*/-..*Mild(!?))


-(No*Beans!)?-..-How*Tha’Hell/-..Can*You?/-..(*Eat!)?..-*Chili*(?)-Much*Less/-..(*With*Out-/*Beans!)?
“Idoicy*/-..A*Dying/-*..*Breed!”(?)..-But*(Vivian*/-..Gets*(-The*Big*Idea!)?..-(That*Her*Friend/-..N’Ok
-La/-..Homa!?)-*City/-..(Whats*Er’/-*Name/-..(?)-Me*lony*/-..Should*Do*Me/-?..The*Honors!(?)-Wf’Little-
Note:”I*look/-..For*ward*To(?)../-*Meating*You(!)?..-Until*Then/-..Every*Joy*/-..*&*Blessing!”(?)-What*Am

*I/-...To*Make/-..(Uv’*That!)?..-Only*God*Knows!(?)..-Ok*City/-..Must*Be*Predator/-?..-Serialist**Chilliist(!)?
Wf’/-(?)-Vivian*Writing/-..On*Can*!?)_Wf’*Sharpie*Pen/-..(Her*Usual*School/-?..*Teacher*Notes!)?-8/30
/06!)?..&*-Limiting*..-(Each*Can/-..To*It’sLethal)-(?)..-*Spoilage*Date(!)?..-*Slightly*Brilliant/-..If*(Alzheimer’s*R
uns*..*Rampant!(?))..-Or*..-Re*strictions*On*Life/-..(?)-..*Giving*Dates/-?..To*Memory!(?)-So*Be*It(!)?..-*Hot*

-*Stuff/-..(-Tasted*Good!)?-..&*Cleaned*Out/-?..(-Da’*Plumbing!)?..-Longest*Vowels/-?..-Sup*porting*/-..*Stability(!)?
Uv’/-..(?)-(&I*Was*There!(?)..-Or*/-..*Down*N’..(Mexico*City!)?..-Doing*Tha’-(*Carumba/-..Or*/-..*Hat*Dance!)?
-A*Mile*A*Minute/-?..(?)-Wf’(Ten*Gallon*Hat!)?..-&*Slightly*Crimped/-..From*(-Soaking*/-?..N’Horse*Trou-
gh(!)?..-So’s*I/-(?)..-Can*Roll/..-Da’(Brim*Up!)?..-At*(County*Fair/-..Wf’*Havard!)?..-Just*Before/-He*Burst-

(His*/-..*Thinking/-*Gut!(?)..Uv’(-Pot*Shoting/-..(-His*Pictures!))?..-A*(Little*Soup*/-*Here/-..Then*/-..Tha'-*Liquid*Orgasm!)
-Poor*Fellow/?..-Sum*Injun’s..Just*Don’t*/-..*Git*It(!)?..-&*Nature’s..*Versus*/-(White*Man’s/-..De*structive*/-..*Civil*iza-?
*tions!)?..-*Damn*Immigrant/?..-Eastern*European*/-(?)-..At*Worse(!)?..&-“You*Can’t(!?)-*Take*Western/-..(?)-Out*-
ta/-?..(Da’Clouds/-..-Wf’Out*Memory)-?..Uv’..(-Proud*Sitting*Bull/-..Put*Out(!)?/-..To*Pasture!)?-Poor*Indian/-..Indian*Head*/-..*Nic*

-kel(!?)-..Looked*Like/-?..Commanche/-?-..*Apache(!)?)..-When*Da’/-..(-Blood*Picture/--..*Was*Pure!)?..-&*Wigwam*/-..*True? (!)?-..-Before*Indian*Got(!)?..-(White*Man’s*Goat(!))?-“Milking*Art/-..To*..-(Abortive*/-..*Abstract*/-..*Taste!)?..&*-To*Cater/-?
To*Eastern*Dealer/-?..Sup*porting*/..(His*Never/-?..-Having*Painted/-?..Beyond*(-1st*Base!)”?-*Class*Less/-..*Lawy
-er/-(!?)-..*Worked*15yrs/..(He*Said/-?..-At*Pentagon!)?..&*-“I*Said/..(-?_-*Show*ME*/-..*Your*/-..Ab*stract*/-..*Paintings!?”/-..&*He*Declined!)


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-Baiting*Up*/-Sq.*Pants/-..Sp.*Bob(!?)-&*The..(-Brillo*Haired/-?..*Virgins!)?..-Around*Tha’/-?..*Con*crete/-*Clock(!)?


To*Their..(-Possible*Dermise!)?-*Time*..Setting*Up/-..(?)..-(Jack*&..amp;-*Jill!?)..-To*Cum*/-?*Down/-..Tha’-*Hill(!)?
Over*Qualified*/-..Bye*Wurds*/-..-Uv’..-(F.M.Baumgartner!/-?..*Orni*thologist!(?)-&..amp;*Bird*/..-*Watcher*Enthusiast!)
?-..&*N’-*From..(-Oklahoma*State*University!)?..-Shades*Uv’..Da’(-Living*Dead!)?-Ghost*Bustin’/-..Da’*B-
-Irds(!)?..-Seein’*..Cloudy*Orbs/-..&*(Feelin’*Cold/-..*Presences!)?..-From*Da’(-Udder*Side!)?-&*amp;Hee*Hawin’/-*N’-

-*Laughter*/-..About*Tha’/-..(Harvard*Professors/-..&*Yale*School*Marms!)..-Becuz*-Just*Got*A..(-*Feelin’(!?))
?-Let’s..(-Git*Serious/-..Yu*Say(!)?..-Because*/-..-Every*Body/-..Speaks*This*Way(!))?..-Da’Verbal*/-..*Dumb*Bastards!
-Reigns*Supreme/?-..&*Majority*Rules!..Tha’-(*Bums/-..&*Street*People!)?-Have*Pity*/-..On*Dem’(!)?-Have*Pity-?
On*Me*Too(!)?_Wat*An*Evil*World/-?..*Blowing*/-Every*Body*Down/-..(To*Kingdom*Cume!)?-Laude*.Com!

It’s../-(Tha’/*Killing*Tension/-?..Waitin’*On*Aquarius(!)?..-In*Tha’*Age/-..(Uv’-Yet’s*Say/-..-29yrs.-*Young!)??
She’s*(-Late*Again/-..Fer*Our-..(Final*Meeting!))?..-&*The*(Last*Kiss/-..N’Tha’/-*Universe!)?-Since*She*Poses!
-Nude*/-..N’..Front*Uv’/..(-Lots*Uv’*People/-..She’ll*Come/-..To*Me/-..*Quite*(Well*Dressed!)?-&*Maybe/-..Wf’Th-
at*Dumb/-?..(-Look*On*Face/..(?)-I*Likes/-..So*Much!)?..-Give*(Yur*Self/-..A*Break!)?-She*Remembers*/-..*Nothing!

-For*(4*Years/-?..-Then*Shows*Up/-..*Again/-(?)..-Crystal*Eyed!)?..-Talking*Bout(!)-..(-Her*Sister!)?-&*How*I-?
-Should*Speak/-..*To*Her(!)?..-Wat*A-..(Tizzy*Dame/-..Pushing*It(!)?..-N’To*Oblivion(!))?-*Tense*-As*Mackerel!?
&*Stinking*/-(?)..-To*(Low*Heaven!)?-Wf’..(Tha’*Kindest*/-*Perfume!)?..-Pussy*Maiden(!)?-Mom*Sweet*/-..*Scent(!)
All*Uv’/-..(Instant*Makin’*Mothers/-..*Talking*/-..(Gibbly*Gock!)?..-Like*(This*Week/-..*Turkeys*/-..Going*On*-

The*Block/-)..-(Head*First/-..Like*Mye*/-Phone*Call/-..This*Is..(-Marie/-Antoinette!)?..-21st*Century/-..&*../amp;*It*Wuz(?)
-*Nice*(!?)-..-*Meeting*You/-..(At*-The*Gallery/-?..&..*Please*Call/-(?)-*Me!)..-Called*Her/-..(3years*Later/-..No*Re-
Ply!?)-*So*/-..(How’s*Dem*Apples!)?..-If*She*Wuz/-(?)..-So*Eager(!?)..-Why*Didn’t*She(!?)-Pick*Up*/-..-Tha’Phon-
-e!-..“I*Hates/-..*Girly*/-..*Dead*Lines(!)?..-Except*..(-Every*Time/-..-Uv’*Month!/..?-Whin*Dey*/-..*Want/-To*..-Do*It!(?))



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-Been*Known/-..To*(-Lug*Down/-?..A*Few!)?..-On*Saint*/-..*Paddy’s(!)?..-Er’..(-Any*Other?)?
..?-(*Holiday!)?


-Not*Really/-..(A*Drinking*Man!)?-..-Sez*You(!?)-..-But*Puttin’/-*On/-?..(-Mye*/..-Green*Socks!)?..-To*Wow!!?
-‘Em(!)?..-*Mye*(-Lucky*Footes/-?..*Mye*(-Lucky*Charms!!))?-..-Trying*To*..(Make*It/-?..To*(-*Happy*Hour!!))?
-1:00-pm-7:00pm/-..On*(-14thSt./-..at*Irish/-..Mc*Kenas!)?..-*Him*/-..Snub*/-Nosed/-?..&-*Not/-?-‘Bout/-..(-To*Yield!)?
-Broken*Nose/-..*Once/-?..(-Doesn’t*Remember*How/-?..-When*Or*Where(!))?..-Medium*Size/..
-/-Heavy*Build(!?)

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-I*Am*Inclined/-..(To*Agree/-..That*Beltane/-..Was*Tha’/..(-Start*Uv’Tha’/-*Cycle!))(?)-&New*Year
-Being*November/-1st..(!?)?-&*Holly*Would*Produces/-..50’s*Film/-..”The*Walking*Dead!”(?)-BeH

-ooves/-..(The*Living/-..To*Watch*Out!)?-Tis*/-..A*Lot*Uv’..*Baloney!(?)-But*Truth*Full-*Baloney!
-Beliefs*/-..Concerning*Super*Natural*Forces(!?)-..&*Spirits*Uv’(The*Dead!)?-..Are*Most*Natural!(?)
-..&*Spirits..That*Died/-..(Last*Year/-*Revisit/-?..The*Earth!(?))..-?_Leaves*One*Most/-?..*Plausible(!)
-Most*Uneasy/-Like*?-..(-Snake*Oil*Salesman!?)-Or*?-..(-Poet*Inclined/-..To*Shedding*Ones*Skin!(?))

&*The(?)-..Other*Night/-..Out*Uv’*Curiosity/-..I*Am*Looking*Up/-(?)-Old*Flames(!)?-On*Cum*Put-
Er/-..(?)-&*N’The*Lawton*Obituiares/-..I*Stumble*Across/-“Walter*Kensell*Cornett!-(Deceased*Child-
Hood*Buddy!(?)..-That*Was/- Born*7/23/1935..(-Son*Uv’Percy*E/-&*Margaret*V/-Cornett)?-Married*- To*Doris*Brandenburg*(!)-Wrk’d*22yrs*Fairmount*Dairy/-Wrk’d*25yrs/-Pepsi*Cola*Bottling*Co.(!?)”

-Wat*A-../ **Shock(!)?-Small*Town*Indian/-Cherokee/-..&*Kiowa..(Died*From/-White/-From*Cancer!)?
-(The*Blood*Moon..Tis*Evitable!)?-..”The*Walking*Dead!..Call*/-(?)-&*I*..Am*Born/-..Oct.12,1935!(?)


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